NOTICE: The Surgeon General has declared that creating schedules can be detrimental to your health and sanity, and that schedule dependence has been linked with weight gain, weight loss, hirsutism, hair loss, nervousness, nausea, vomiting, auditory hallucinations, angina, GERD, hypertension, hypotension, insanity, and death. Pregnant women, women who might become pregnant, persons with preexisting liver or kidney or heart conditions, and people with eyelids should avoid scheduling. If you experience side effects from scheduling, stop immediately and consult your doctor.
DISCLAIMER #1: This schedule is subject to Life, which happens while one is making other plans.
DISCLAIMER #2: (Marine Adage) No battle plan survives first contact with the enemy.
DISCLAIMER #3: (Yiddish Adage) Men plan, God laughs.